Saturday, 4 August 2012

Jumanji on crack


Had a pretty disturbing, but also surreal dream this morning.  I was walking down the street  in the neighbourhood near where I live and saw a car that was open at the boot.  I heard a dog barking from underneath the car and a little boy crying.  His parents looked as though they were trying to gently pull him out of the car, and he kept on crying out to his dad to make "it" stop hurting him.

As I walked past, I realised that the "it" in question was a bear that was in the car.  It came bounding out of the boot with the boy in it's jaws, followed by the distressed parents.

As soon as I saw the bear, I started to run; as sorry as I felt for the boy, I had to think of my own personal safety, so I didn't hang about.  As I ran, I kept looking back, and saw the bear devour the child in its jaws.  It was pretty horrible.

Then a herd of stampeding elephants started running through the neighbourhood, stomping over everything in sight.  I continued to run and turned the corner, only to be faced by another stampeding herd of elephants who were chasing some policemen in riot gear.  I then woke up.